Hey! There’s a Poll Over Here People
I’m giving you guys a chance to express yourself. There’s nothing sadder than a poll not voted in, it makes it look like no one’s reading my stuff. Even though that’s absolutely true, I expect all ten of you to get off your asses and vote. This is your chance to show yourself as the awesome, most excellent critical thinkers I know my readers are. Make me proud (and save me from looking like an idiot).
In case you can’t find it (this is a pretty busy looking blog), it’s on the right sidebar under (of all things) Poll.
Here, let me provoke you: Pluto sucks. It should never have been called a planet. It’s a tiny, insignificant rock that just happened to be where a planet should have been. It’s not even in a good planetary orbit. Pluto is a loser.
Further, astrologers have been bitching for decades that Pluto is responsible for all the bad things that happened in the world: famine, death, broken fingernails, all of it. Now that it’s not a planet anymore, it can’t hurt us, we have no excuses. All of the bad stuff that happens from here on out is our fault.
Imagine that.
i wonder what caused all the problems in the world before 1930, when Clyde Tombaugh first discovered it?
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