Lindsey Lohan in the (Astronomy)Buff
The b5 servers are crawling today, so my apologies to those trying to get to my stuff.
Apparently, Lindsey Lohan took her clothes off and that has caused the b5media servers to get slammed (umm, with traffic that is).
I’m not quite sure how that affects me except I got an email alluding to that event as the cause of slow performance. Maybe someone at another b5 channel blogged about it and is getting lots of traffic, slowing down serving my pages. (They have some channels devoted to celebrities and other Earth-shattering stuff)
So, I guess that comes to us from the ‘butterfly flaps its wings in Africa causing a typhoon in Vietnam’ department.
Assuming I can make this post during the onslaught, I found another source of info on tonight’s lunar eclipse if you’re still interested in seeing the real Moon and not Lindsey Lohan’s.
My favorite part of that article:
Local astronomy buffs fear clouds will obscure full lunar event
I knew there were AstronomyBuffs everywhere (hey, I know I don’t own the term but I’m still gonna take credit for it. All astronomy buffs read AstronomyBuff.com, if they don’t then they’re not one).
I find the term “Full Lunar Event” funny. Reminds me of “Full Metal Jacket”.
Oh, one more thing, I don’t wanna hear about you folks trying to download those pictures while the eclipse is going on, do that beforehand, like I did.
Looks like Lindsey is having a full lunar event of her own. OK, I’ll stop now…
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3 opinions for Lindsey Lohan in the (Astronomy)Buff
julie
Feb 20, 2008 at 4:18 pm
What????? Tony, for the love astronomy, tell me you ain’t lookin’ at Lindsay’s poo-nan. Say it ain’t so!!!!!
sweet jeeziebus and sweet bee-geezus….very T’eble. TONY, you scoundrel!!!! ugggghhhh, you are gonna get it (and I don’t mean in a good way)! First it was Angelina Jolie and the coffee can, and now this!!!!
Shame on you and your moral deficiencies! You are the opposite of couth…which is uncouth. Pervert!!
If I see you around, I’m gonna smack you a g’dyun, I’ll tell you h’what.
Tony
Feb 20, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Scoundrel? I kind of like the sound of that.
The sad part of this is that this is the kind of thing that drives lots of traffic. I try not to let it depress me, but alas…
From what I’ve surmised, this brought lots of the b5 servers to their knees.
Remember, one person’s deficiencies are another person’s strengths. There. How’s THAT for a rationalization?
For those who don’t know, here’s the coffee can reference she’s talking about…
rey
Feb 21, 2008 at 12:19 am
‘Lindsey Lohan in the (Astronomy)Buff’… very clever, Tony.
Caught the eclipse earlier tonight, couple fast moving clouds, but nothing that interrupted a really good show. Wow!
Thanks for filling me in on it. :)
BTW: Don’t get discouraged, you’ve got your loyal readers who are ’stargazers’ of the original sort. There are better things to watch in the sky than in Hollywood.
- rey
p.s. So, who the H-E-Double Hockeystix is Lindsay Lohan, anyway? ;)
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